Bicycle vs Car: Car always wins

Now that I have your attention, can I ask why people still want to ride in to the oncoming lane to win the big sprint on the group ride? Just stop doing it. It's dumb. You're going to get yourself killed, or worse you're going to get me killed. Believe me, it really freakin' hurts when you get hit by a car. In the battle of bike vs. car, the car always wins.