An Ode to Snow

I woke up in the morning today

And saw the skies were cloudy and grey

Once again it was snowy and cold

This is really getting f****ng old

If it doesn’t stop snowing real soon

I’m going to turn in to a freakin’ loon

I know I’m being a big, whiney complainer

But I can’t spend one more hour on the trainer

So, please, please let me get the hell out of here

or else I'll have to drown my sorrows in a ton of beer