Wednesday, July 09, 2008

It's Tour time and that means it's time to bring back the Phil and Paul drinking game.


Here are the rules...

Drink anytime Phil misidentifies a rider.

Drink twice anytime Phil misidentifies a team.

Drink three times if Phil misidentifies a town or a climb.

Drink when either of them say "crafty bike rider" - as in "Erik Dekker is such a crafty bike rider."

Finish your drink when (not if) Phil incorrectly calls the winner of the race (preferably 50 yards out from the finish).

Bonus for Major Tours - finish another drink when (not if) Phil incorrectly calls who will be the new overall leader.

More:

Drink every time Paul refers to a rider as "taking risks", "enormous risks", or "incredible risks".

Drink every time either Phil or Paul refers to a riders legs as "pistons"

Group drink whenever Paul nails a race call -- as in predicting Hamilton would crash on the descent...

Drink when either Phil or Paul say "he's hit the wall"

Drink when Paul announces that as a sprinter he was never good at getting over the mountains

Drink twice when Phil announces that Paul was never good at getting over the mountains

Finish your drink if Phil informs everyone that there has not been a true leader in Spanish cycling since Miguel Indurain.

Drink twice for any homoerotic comments by either including "now it's man on man."

Drink three times should Sherwen again use the phrase "sorry sunshine"

If you were playing this today, you are probably already a little tipsy as Phil called Ciolek the winner about 4 times before he realized it was Cavendish.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoah.... way too much to think about when you are drinking!

kennyk said...

baby and I are hammered. Strong work Sparky.

Carol said...

I am so in. When and where?! And do we do this with beer or tequila?

kennyk said...

today I heard Paul say, "let's take a closer look at the rear".

b fisk said...

yeah, i'm a big fan of when they say, "in the rears". drink bitches.