That's hot.

I just bought this new vacuum, and let me tell you, it is one sexy piece of appliance. I definitely know I'm getting old now that I am getting more excited about household appliances than new bike parts.

But seriously, this thing sucks the crap out of dirt on the floor. It's way better than my old roommate's Dyson and half the price.

Kenmore Progressive Bagless 36932. You heard it here first.